Man went into Kinkos and handed robbery note to employee.

The note said “This is a robbery, I’ll wait outside for police, sorry.”

Police found 46 year old man waiting for police to come and arrest him.
So, what did he rob? Nothing.

The man wasn’t charged with robbery since there wasn’t any robbery
and found no weapon. However, he got what he wanted. Put into the jail
for a false report 😉