I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
I didn’t know Phoenix is in California.
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
When did Chicago became 51st state of the USA?
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a ‘part’ of NATO.
We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a ‘part’ of Europe.
USA is part of Europe?
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.
Huh? So, Quayle was astronaut?
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history.
I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this
century. I didn’t live in this century.
Could you repeat that please?
It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
So, what caused impurities in our air and water? Pollution?
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret
I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I
could converse with those people.
Source:The Comedy Zone