Well, this is one way to spice up the morning commute. Mississippi has unveiled a new roadside billboard that makes your average “Don’t Mess With Texas” sign look positively cuddly by comparison. The charming highway advertisement cheerfully informs passing motorists that “Firing squad is legal,” because apparently someone thought what the Magnolia State really needed was more roadside anxiety.
Now, before you start picturing Wild West shootouts at every gas station, let’s clarify: this isn’t some vigilante free-for-all announcement. The billboard is referring to Mississippi’s actual legal execution method, which does indeed include firing squad as an option alongside more traditional methods like lethal injection. It’s like a very morbid menu at the world’s worst restaurant.
The sign appears to be part of some sort of crime deterrent strategy, operating under the theory that criminals will see this billboard, have a sudden moment of clarity about their life choices, and immediately pivot to more wholesome activities like competitive knitting or bird watching. Whether this psychological warfare approach actually works remains to be seen, but it certainly makes for interesting dinner party conversation.
You have to admire the commitment to truth in advertising, though. Most states try to lure tourists with promises of beautiful beaches or historic landmarks. Mississippi went with “Hey, we’ll execute you with military precision!” It’s bold. It’s different. It’s probably not going on any tourism brochures anytime soon.
One thing’s for sure: GPS voice directions just got a lot more ominous in the Hospitality State.
Original story via Reddit Not The Onion