In a plot twist that would make even The X-Files writers scratch their heads, Vice President JD Vance has apparently decided that the most logical explanation for unidentified flying objects isn’t advanced alien technology, secret military projects, or even weather balloons having an identity crisis. Nope, according to Vance, we’re dealing with good old-fashioned demons.
This revelation comes as the Trump administration released more alleged UFO footage captured by the U.S. military, because apparently 2026 needed one more thing to make everyone question reality. While most people were busy processing geopolitical chaos and wondering if we’re living in a particularly elaborate simulation, Vance was apparently consulting his demonology textbooks.
One has to admire the commitment to thinking outside the box here. While NASA scientists are busy calculating trajectories and atmospheric conditions, Vance has cut straight to the supernatural explanation. It’s like solving a Rubik’s cube by declaring it’s actually a hexagon – technically creative, but missing some fundamental steps in logic.
The timing is particularly fascinating, dropping this metaphysical bombshell while the world grapples with more terrestrial concerns. Nothing says “let’s distract from earthly problems” quite like suggesting our aerial mysteries have hellish origins.
One wonders what the Pentagon’s UFO investigation team thinks about this new theoretical framework. Are they now supposed to add holy water to their equipment manifest? Will future pilot training include exorcism techniques alongside standard evasive maneuvers?
Regardless of one’s theological leanings, it’s refreshing to see a politician tackle the UFO question with such… unique conviction. After all, in an era where political explanations often defy logic anyway, why not go full supernatural?
*Source: Boing Boing*
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