In what can only be described as the most unnecessarily complicated way to move a vehicle, British strongman John Stephenson has somehow managed to combine three things that should never, ever go together: fire, cars, and extremely sensitive body parts.
Stephenson, who apparently looked at regular strongman feats and thought “you know what this needs? More danger and significantly more potential for regret,” decided to set his body on fire while simultaneously using his manhood to drag an automobile across what we can only assume was a very confused parking lot.
Now, before your mind starts conjuring up images that will require therapy to forget, let’s clarify that this was presumably done with proper safety equipment and professional supervision. Because while we live in a world where people eat Tide pods for internet fame, even we have to draw the line somewhere.
The feat raises several pressing questions: How does one even practice for such a thing? What’s the insurance claim form going to look like? And most importantly, who was the first person to suggest combining genital car-pulling with spontaneous human combustion?
Stephenson joins the ranks of people who’ve made their mothers simultaneously proud and deeply concerned, right alongside sword swallowers and professional storm chasers. Though we’re pretty sure this particular combination of skills won’t be making it into any job descriptions anytime soon.
One thing’s for certain: this is definitely not the kind of multitasking they teach in business school.
Original story via Reddit Offbeat