Area Woman Discovers She’s Been Rating Doctor Visits Like Uber Rides

Local resident confirmed Tuesday that she has been mentally assigning star ratings to her medical appointments based on wait times, bedside manner, and overall experience. The patient admitted to docking points when her physician failed to validate her parking, didn’t offer refreshments, or seemed “rushed” during her routine physical. She reportedly gave her dermatologist only two stars last month after he neglected to ask about her weekend plans while examining a suspicious mole. The woman has begun leaving detailed reviews in her head, complete with complaints about uncomfortable gowns and praise for offices with good magazine selections. She expressed disappointment that her cardiologist’s office lacks a feedback system, as she had prepared extensive comments about his failure to make small talk during her stress test. Medical professionals remain unaware they are being evaluated on customer service metrics typically reserved for ride-sharing applications.