A guy named Jim and Margot Robbie are the only two survivors of a shipwreck...

A guy named Jim and Margot Robbie are the only two survivors of a shipwreck…

May 11, 2026

They pull themselves ashore on an island and eventually meet up, happy that they’re not alone finally. After a few months of not seen any airplanes or ships, they realize they made it for the long haul.

One thing leads to another, and they fall in love and start having mad, passionate, loving sex with each other. After a few months, Jim gets a little down-hearted and Margo notices.

She says, “What’s wrong Jim?” He says, “Nothing,” But continues to mope around for a few days. She says, “Well if you can’t tell me what’s wrong, can you tell me anything that I might be able to do to help you?” He sits there sad for a moment then he says, “Would you be able to take my hat and shirt and walk round do the other side of the island?

And I know you’re an actress, so I need you to follow my lead and don’t break character no matter what okay?” Puzzled, she agrees. She puts on his shirt and his hat and turns her back on him.

He starts walking in the other direction. An hour later, they meet on the other side of the island.

Jim is noticeably more cheery. “Pete!

My old friend Pete!” He exclaims, giving Margo a really a strong handshake-hug. They exchange pleasantries and talk about sports.

In a moment of inspiration, Margo, still in character, says,”So Jim… What’s new?” Without breaking stride, Jim says, “Pete you’re never going to believe this, but I’m f*&%^#g Margot Robbie!”

Original story via Reddit r/Jokes